The jokes have to be 'jokes for children' and there will be a prize. Good luck!
And now, some jokes to start:
- Why did the computer go to the doctor's?
- Because it had a 'virus'
- Why did the student eat his homework?
- Because the teacher said that it was 'a piece of cake'
- What animal is always at a baseball game?
- A bat
- What's the best thing to put into a cake?
- Your teeth
- What is a cow playing an instrument?
- A moo-sician
- Why is the book of Maths sad?
- Because it has a lot of problems!!!
Which is the goalkeeper that best?
ResponderEliminarFor Para-guay
lo siento,me he equivocado, es :Which is the goalie that best for
Eliminarthe one?
from Para-guay
hallo rafa i send new joke:
ResponderEliminarwhy cats are good at video games?
because they have seven lives!
What´s the worst thing for a bull?
ResponderEliminarPeople do bullying
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda ?
ResponderEliminarNo . What happened ?
Well , he was just lucky it was a soft drink
Teacher: What is your date of birth?
ResponderEliminarStudent: october 13th
Teacher: which year?
Student: It is every year!
What does a traffic light say to another traffic light?
ResponderEliminarDon't look at me, I'm changing